Expectations

What you can expect from us
  • Practices will start on time.
  • Coaches and steerspeople will be available.
  • Coaches may call off practice based on water/wind conditions at the dock near launch time since weather often changes quickly.
  • Regular 'safety meetings' after practice - Muddy's Pub
  • Carefully planned progressive practice sessions with specific goals in mind.
  • An occasional trip to the Dinghy Dock.
  • Seat selections for racing to be determined by coach after assessing race/festival goals and team abilities.
  • A good workout


What we expect from you
  • To be on time, warmed up and ready for practice.  
  • To show respect to coaching staff by remaining quiet in the boat while they are talking.
  • To not offer suggestions or help for other team members unless specifically asked by a coach.
  • To be aware of safety regulations and procedures
  • To make coaches and captains aware of any injuries or health issues that would affect paddling style or have impact on safety issues.
  • To work hard during practices
  • Fees paid on time

Perceived Effort Scale

 1.  The Bar Scene
  • Speaking:  Can talk in full sentences, tell jokes, cheer, even sing.
  • Thinking:  Bring another round of tequila shots!
  • Stroke: No way!  I get to paddle something?
2. Dinner Date
  • Speaking:  Joking, flattery, flirty 3 - 4 words at a time, laugh at jokes.
  • Thinking:  More focus is required to maintain timing and technique. 
  • Stroke: Getting familiar.
3. Foreplay
  • Speaking:   Few words .. limited to expressions of delight.
  • Thinking:  Damn, this is work!  Am I really this out of shape? 
  • Stroke:  Finding the groove
4.  Gettin' Busy
  • Speaking:  Monosyllabic grunts
  • Thinking:  Can't talk - paddling!  Thinking is clear and focused.  
  • Stroke:  Finding 'the zone.'  Strong, smooth
5.  The Big O
  • Speaking: Grunting can be a challenge. Gasping for Air
  • Thinking:  Approaching the far side of 'the zone.'  Focus is on one stroke at a time
  • Stroke:  There is only you, the paddle and the feeling of oneness with the universe
6. Multiple O
  • Possible urban legend.